Just a blog for those people that are douchebags.Tumblr (3.0; @myfunnies)http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookymormon.tumblr.com/post/50549391325">spookymormon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookymormon.tumblr.com/post/50549054702">spookymormon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e9269e3fb08a0ce5c060fb425540ab19/tumblr_inline_mmveeyAeUI1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50877425133http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50877425133Sun, 19 May 2013 22:51:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://city-of-safe-harbors.tumblr.com/post/35854947835/my-day-has-just-got-100x-better-because-i">city-of-safe-harbors</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlbm1wufJ1r3ysc0.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50876316268http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50876316268Sun, 19 May 2013 22:37:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galacticdad.tumblr.com/post/38403977513/when-i-was-little-i-learned-what-schizophrenia-was">galacticdad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.</p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50788778252http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50788778252Sun, 19 May 2013 00:46:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://esexist.tumblr.com/post/47732993722/what-if-you-were-holding-a-puppy-and-being-like">esexist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”</p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50768182617http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50768182617Sat, 18 May 2013 19:41:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22abc3f3135c539065a95e7e9df716c0/tumblr_mmgd97UVVu1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50743258750http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50743258750Sat, 18 May 2013 13:49:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9904f7544d97fb10f97c25cc81f463d6/tumblr_mmc3b19fjd1rvbv2po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sonicuzumaki.tumblr.com/post/49695547572/my-grand-entrance-to-prom">sonicuzumaki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my grand entrance to prom</p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50742130038http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50742130038Sat, 18 May 2013 13:33:48 -0400<blockquote> <div> <p>90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist </p> </div> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50741976817http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50741976817Sat, 18 May 2013 13:31:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarcastiel.tumblr.com/post/40012094610/the-transition-from-smeagol-to-gollum-remains-one-of">sarcastiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>I mean okay the guy is a lil’ creeper from the start</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7b57356d8d2a797fe2004e457019e825/tumblr_inline_mgb85o8VgT1qdburb.jpg"/></em></p> <p><em>But then what the fuck</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ae973dfa1787a0880a086cef716c5bdf/tumblr_inline_mgb8foIUNu1qdburb.png"/></em></p> <p><em>no wait pls</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b70d2144f701c81f1f1ea22e03487073/tumblr_inline_mgb8iu2pEk1qdburb.png"/></em></p> <p><em>whAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLAPS OF SKIN HANGING OFF YOU AND SHIT</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9797377c9db45939940b9e4b13cd6ef0/tumblr_inline_mgb8nfoQeQ1qdburb.png"/></em></p> <p><em>*HEART-A-STROKE*</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c57ab327a40c8eaf6e13321027470993/tumblr_inline_mgb8pgjbKA1qdburb.png"/></em></p> <p><em>SWEET JESUS SPARE ME</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6a9017a0281060efa20c44676e7e72a9/tumblr_inline_mgb8r206L51qdburb.png"/></em></p> <p><em>FUCKING NO MORE OKAY</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5aaeb5ce27e51753a22a46c1b255ce11/tumblr_inline_mgb8txL6I71qdburb.png"/></em></p> <p><em>I FUCKING REPENT MOTHERFUCKER</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ffa46a86cdfffd000ebcd3e81c5c2c7e/tumblr_inline_mgb8w1ME621qdburb.png"/></em></p> <p><em>I CAN’T TAKE ANYMO——- aww look at that lil’ face</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/15b009bd3e207337c779f1974bebf49c/tumblr_inline_mgb8xrz4pT1qdburb.jpg"/></em></p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50741825982http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50741825982Sat, 18 May 2013 13:29:33 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mushroomsarecoolokay.tumblr.com/post/49945827179/analmermaidprincess-analmermaidprincess-what">mushroomsarecoolokay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://analmermaidprincess.tumblr.com/post/49884230993/analmermaidprincess-what-a-beautiful-afternoon">analmermaidprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://analmermaidprincess.tumblr.com/post/49884022377/what-a-beautiful-afternoon-to-sit-in-my-yard-and">analmermaidprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake</p> </blockquote> <p>The boys…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7cc6c732936334d2a9723f8b0440e90c/tumblr_inline_mmg8lfPMB81r3clel.jpg"/></p> <p><strong><em>They have arrived….</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>It’s been 84 years</p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50741756748http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50741756748Sat, 18 May 2013 13:28:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2265a3a18f089dd222f6a1b7b95b4828/tumblr_mmc0pnkLSw1sq38yao1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/49954119774/this-post-has-been-featured-on">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_content clearfix" id="post_content_49527473713"> <div class="caption"> <p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50733250929http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50733250929Sat, 18 May 2013 11:24:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9fd5615bb961f6dbe3ac42c02c4bb1c7/tumblr_mmi10yMfXe1qzcv7no1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a72b4a1af638f8039562fcae7fae2852/tumblr_mmi10yMfXe1qzcv7no4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/289293bd408490b2cd2c908b8f85a0b9/tumblr_mmi10yMfXe1qzcv7no2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0abcae4f3d2dd294815811eb2680e7b2/tumblr_mmi10yMfXe1qzcv7no3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bd7d8de0ef852c413e62a9d1f99bf02/tumblr_mmi10yMfXe1qzcv7no6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb231283199fe2084ccdaeef7f03d0f9/tumblr_mmi10yMfXe1qzcv7no5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59cca425dbeece635c6dfa37199a8093/tumblr_mmi10yMfXe1qzcv7no8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3994e6338f04650ac77a101151de66bf/tumblr_mmi10yMfXe1qzcv7no7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/49959255427/watch-the-video">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzdUEQvuBrw"><strong>[watch the video]</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50687319461http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50687319461Fri, 17 May 2013 19:59:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7b8f26f99c0459b4b58c3780cb82b5ea/tumblr_mlm6tb8LKk1qzynaro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0edffb2e80f4a45afa918d58984eafd8/tumblr_mlm6tb8LKk1qzynaro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecdd9d448fc1452104b928bb4f87f69f/tumblr_mlm6tb8LKk1qzynaro3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5008c5aa3c8015f939a15b30f59f619a/tumblr_mlm6tb8LKk1qzynaro4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66ce731a0dbc25b67ef3c124ff0a19d3/tumblr_mlm6tb8LKk1qzynaro5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f023b5ae2b5874968a2989547a71e828/tumblr_mlm6tb8LKk1qzynaro6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c6541c8ff86bed81e9f1d48de3a0f13/tumblr_mlm6tb8LKk1qzynaro8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/509c5b19a5ea72ae590242fb97dc81af/tumblr_mlm6tb8LKk1qzynaro7_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50687070970http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50687070970Fri, 17 May 2013 19:55:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/675ffbfb874ccca08f502ea4058ce684/tumblr_mg7w7qfiFE1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb6b8dd7ec8608953e866ab01bb1b3b3/tumblr_mg7w7qfiFE1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><span>Meanwhile, in Japan</span></p> <p>sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/686ac11dd670ef4762afe604451dd30f/tumblr_inline_mgl018Iv4u1r0tzn2.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50686772949http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50686772949Fri, 17 May 2013 19:51:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc87cc9d2b5d05ce2d01edf399728bf0/tumblr_mmc0xj4aLi1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/49970550538/this-post-has-been-featured-on">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50685548483http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50685548483Fri, 17 May 2013 19:32:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/039edb2c9a905e0222353ef2607ceaa3/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/716b184cbe8aa81caaf0a89cab0fc3cd/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f0f6fbce1d5104fb034a4ff3545950a2/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b39c00b541891ef2ef618647a0d8ca3a/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d617ae3032e8d872a56e2863812bf50d/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b53ce9c569229ec6a6e23ba01263f6c9/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf16aa6c4114a5df97dc2eff9ee215d7/tumblr_mmia7pdOH51s9mgi7o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://child-of-clay.tumblr.com/post/49974981590/im-electric-sympathy-i-made-sum-pancakes-oh">child-of-clay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://im-electric-sympathy.tumblr.com/post/49974728821/i-made-sum-pancakes">im-electric-sympathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i made sum pancakes</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god are you shitting me</p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50664726087http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50664726087Fri, 17 May 2013 14:19:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7be4ff765d9ca6da4ab9abbc80a6eabb/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/282f31ffe1139103ac49ee54e22b0e36/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddf0483c50b23548a26cc7a089e907b9/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f0ed2f5be9b418baeb46f03090a08f4/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6a7ea36aab7e864175543e1402966c5/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/547b5fbf599fe7d8596498caa3f03718/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/186f8c8a5fe8b71234b52a662e01f925/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a56f38634aab2bb0a2db6f9c9df8ba61/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09ca44b62be03a1eb8b2c99423b25d1d/tumblr_mmcr5wEwhh1soldrxo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unbridledkentuckyspirit.tumblr.com/post/49806310779/thefuckshitmagnet-humbledivachronicles">unbridledkentuckyspirit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefuckshitmagnet.tumblr.com/post/49795759755">thefuckshitmagnet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://humbledivachronicles.tumblr.com/post/49736695234/mr-mosby-stay-at-home-dad-leaves-post-its-for">humbledivachronicles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mr--mosby.tumblr.com/post/49736326654/stay-at-home-dad-leaves-post-its-for-his-wife">mr—mosby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Going to need more note pads… awwwwww!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh. My. God.</p> <p>I fuckin’ love every single bit of this post.</p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50590649538http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50590649538Thu, 16 May 2013 14:42:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcd942d296ece7f455dd764231bfc285/tumblr_mmce5fayyl1qj2kgto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notkatniss.tumblr.com/post/49714116805/kitty-isnt-allow-outside-and-she-gets-mad-at-us">notkatniss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside</p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50506910391http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50506910391Wed, 15 May 2013 13:47:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11385c55e24001bcf246741fc407f340/tumblr_mklt7d65hk1s87uxuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50506024498http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50506024498Wed, 15 May 2013 13:31:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1bbd3e1e8c87abff420572d003dfcb9/tumblr_mmc1p73e6r1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50041663676/this-post-has-been-featured-on">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50382310244http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50382310244Mon, 13 May 2013 20:38:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghost-anus.tumblr.com/post/32341450074/yourswiftles-so-i-am-looking-through-my-photo">ghost-anus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourswiftles.tumblr.com/post/32167179363/so-i-am-looking-through-my-photo-booth-pictures-on">yourswiftles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life</p> <p>and I find these</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matx5hscAE1rskjr2.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matx65ztKb1rskjr2.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matx74ydGK1rskjr2.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matx7odKMY1rskjr2.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matx8d8bAL1rskjr2.jpg"/></p> <p>i doNT UNDERSTAND</p> <p>I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL</p> <p>I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE</p> <p>HELP ME</p> </blockquote> <p>paranormal blacktivity</p> </blockquote>http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50366533305http://myfunnies.tumblr.com/post/50366533305Mon, 13 May 2013 17:12:14 -0400