May 2013
48 posts
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
esexist:
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
The transition from Sméagol to Gollum remains one...
sarcastiel:
I mean okay the guy is a lil’ creeper from the start
But then what the fuck
no wait pls
whAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLAPS OF SKIN HANGING OFF YOU AND SHIT
*HEART-A-STROKE*
SWEET JESUS SPARE ME
FUCKING NO MORE OKAY
I FUCKING REPENT MOTHERFUCKER
I CAN’T TAKE ANYMO——- aww look at that lil’ face
mushroomsarecoolokay:
analmermaidprincess:
analmermaidprincess:
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
It’s been 84 years
ghost-anus:
yourswiftles:
so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life
and I find these
i doNT UNDERSTAND
I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE
HELP ME
paranormal blacktivity
lalalafrickyou:
bloody-nips:
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
surejohn221b:
galehawthorne:
isn’t your first birthday technically your second
i am going to be up all night thinking about this
Watchthe-absolute-funniest-posts:
imawanchor:
i have watched this like six times and i still have never watched anything as heartbreakingly hilarious as this in my life
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faggiest:
when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’
April 2013
136 posts
