galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
esexist: what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
The transition from Sméagol to Gollum remains one...
sarcastiel: I mean okay the guy is a lil’ creeper from the start But then what the fuck no wait pls whAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLAPS OF SKIN HANGING OFF YOU AND SHIT *HEART-A-STROKE* SWEET JESUS SPARE ME FUCKING NO MORE OKAY I FUCKING REPENT MOTHERFUCKER I CAN’T TAKE ANYMO——- aww look at that lil’ face
mushroomsarecoolokay: analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived…. It’s been 84 years
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity
lalalafrickyou: bloody-nips: i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck “her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
surejohn221b: galehawthorne: isn’t your first birthday technically your second i am going to be up all night thinking about this
the-absolute-funniest-posts: imawanchor: i have watched this like six times and i still have never watched anything as heartbreakingly hilarious as this in my life This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
faggiest: when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’