Just some funny stuff

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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city-of-safe-harbors:

my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:

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galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

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esexist:

what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”

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